i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Found the puke drawer
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
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