Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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