My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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