If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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