no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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