If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
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ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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