I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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