"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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