come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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