why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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