How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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