yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Michael Bay diarrhea
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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