I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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