It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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