You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
come find me please
im so drunk with asians
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He better not be in your backpack
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.