The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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