cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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