Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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