i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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