I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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