Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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