THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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