Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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