i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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