No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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