ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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