okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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