i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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