Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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