if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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