screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Randomize
