bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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