Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
PANTIES FOUND
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