Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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