There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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