No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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