You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize