You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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