I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
