My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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