she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
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I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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