So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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