i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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