He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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