You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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