Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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