one two three fourrrrnication!
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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