Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just had sex on a roof
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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