Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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