it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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