wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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