Having a random hookup so left but love u
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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