I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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