Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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